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I Love You But - latchkey sisters talk movies and tv
Some weeks, sisters Heather and Rian, revisit relics of their childhoods to critically evaluate the crap that consumed their misspent youth. Overeducated, lazy feminists, the sisters examine how their identities were informed by media while making fun of everything.
Episodes
73 episodes
Little Shrimpies Melting
In the last of the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian celebrate their whiteness with WHITE CHRISTMAS (1954). Topics include Little Debbie Christmas Tree snack cakes, eating disorders, and food planning; more Grinch stuff; ...
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Episode 24
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I Love Your Butt
In the penultimate of the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian go off about RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER (1964), A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS (1965), and DR. SUESS'S HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966). Topics in...
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Episode 23
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A Problematic Pickle
Continuing the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian wax nostalgic about A CHRISTMAS STORY (1983). Topics include ADHD Home Depot holiday shopping; hobbling with a tree cane; Sky Mall; bacchanalias, baby; the romance o...
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Episode 22
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38:34
Your Uncle's Estate Sale
Continuing the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian call shenanigans on MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947). Topics include baking shows and decorating; loving a skeptical child; naming reindeer; going to Denny's after the musical; p...
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Episode 21
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46:35
Twist It with a Pencil
In the first of the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian relish MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS (1944). Topics include sleep and gifts; Costco on Saturdays; fun, awkward interactions; just call your mom a sloppy b!tch; HOT FROST...
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Episode 20
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A Lot of Queso
In the final of the Fairytale Fall theme, Heather and Rian revisit SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959) on perhaps the worst week to watch a fairy tale. Topics include indispensable kittens; voting as a waste of time; GBBO (we love you, Nelly!)...
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Episode 19
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The Vibe of Judy Garland
In the penultimate of the Fairytale Fall theme, Heather watched LABYRINTH (1986) and THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984). Topics include we went on vacation!; the two-T butt; Rian hates Halloween but loves you; Heather Gone Girled...
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Episode 18
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You Did a Funny
In the third in the Fairytale Fall theme, Heather and Rian can't believe FAERIE TALE THEATRE (1982-1987). Topics include cat-based bribes; Roomba fears; Hulk-like reactions; another ER trip; y'all, these fairy tales are wild ...
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Episode 17
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An ADHD Kind of Day
In the second in the Fairytale Fall theme, Heather and Rian argue about THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987). Inconceivable! Topics include hiding feelings with cookies; a campaign for a release of a single of Maya Rudolph's "Mother"; adding...
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Episode 16
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47:40
Terrifyingly Hilarious
In the first in the Fairytale Fall theme, featuring a guest intro with Elliot, a serious kindergartener, Heather and Rian go all feminist on THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989). Topics include a fake ER and Heather's vertigo; Seth Cohen, al...
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Episode 15
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1:03:16
When the Diner Food Comes to Life
The final film in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme, Heather and Rian find it hard to digest BETTER OFF DEAD (1985). Topics include Better Off Dead AKA healthcare in America; penny pinching; useless massages ...
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Episode 14
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Yo Soy Señor
The penultimate in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme, Heather, and actual film and television professional/guest star, Reneau, crap all over that prom dress in PRETTY IN PINK (1986). Topics include "why d...
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Episode 13
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I'm an Introvert, Not a Goth
The third in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme, Heather and Rian get hairy with TEEN WOLF (1985). Topics include Fridge scaping and the darkest part of the timeline; Trigger Warning: Suicides; Is Ryan Gosling America’s...
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Episode 12
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Yum Your Own Yums
The second in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme, Heather and Rian skip school on FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF (1986). Topics include Hello Fitness! and cold-hot rotation routines; lol at our mother's ADHD but shiny ha...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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1:21:30
Ladies and Gentlemen, The 1989s
The first in the nostalgia fest 80s Teens to the Max theme, Heather and Rian literally go to The Max with SAVED BY THE BELL (1989-1993) and revisit the smart kids in HEAD OF THE CLASS (1986-1991). Topics include health stuf...
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Episode 10
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1:02:07
Serial Killer or Comedian
Finishing up the Summer Bullsh*t theme, Heather and Rian discuss BACK TO SCHOOL (1986). Topics include perimenopause and sleep; civics fact b0mbs; our mariachi era; a Heather tether; er0tic handholding; Kim-demption; Rian drops th...
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Episode 9
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Mariachi Karaoke
Continuing the Summer Bullsh*t theme, Heather and Rian discuss SUMMER SCHOOL (1987). Topics include Denton has a cvlt? (allegedly); Goldilocks and the search for headphones; I am an enrichment activity; F0x News Spo...
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Episode 8
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Stop Trying to Make Bozazz Happen
In a detour from our brief Summer Bullsh*t theme, Heather and Rian discuss FUNNY FACE (1957). Topics include Edith Head and Oklahoma City and neurodivergent museum docents; the pod goes rogue; new rule: save it for the pod; attemp...
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Episode 7
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Crumpled Deli Paper
This week, in the first of a brief Summer Bullsh*t theme, Heather and Rian discuss NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION (1983). Topics include a brunch rant; nostalgia for the hipster heyday of 2005-2015; making fun of something; I love yo...
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Episode 6
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Crying Alone in My Hotel Room in Canada
This week, in the last of the Musicals! theme, Heather and Rian discuss MY FAIR LADY (1964). Topics include Canadians are really nice!; there are no time zones in the ocean; physical divergence and anxiety; book chat; lots of...
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Episode 5
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I Parle Anxiety
This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme, Heather and Rian discuss ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951). Topics include summer colds and food poisoning; getting out of Canada on time; let's go see Pulp in Chicago!; wasting time on boo...
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Episode 4
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My Sexuality is "Tired"
This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme, Heather and Rian discuss THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965). Content Warning: We definitely get the history wrong, and Heather has no idea what a carburetor is. T...
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Episode 3
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No PE
This week, continuing with the Musicals! theme, Heather and Rian discuss LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986). Content Warning: Our elderly pets are not long for this world. Topics include "what's his name's butt"; it's too hot ...
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Episode 2
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